Barbenheimer Survivor 💝💣 Unisex Heavy Tee

$28.00

The basic staple of any wardrobe ... but make it barbified. It is the foundation upon which casual fashion grows. This is a UNIQUE, ORIGINAL design by Elegant Bullsh*t based on the overlapping Christopher Noland and Greta Gerwig movie premieres. I genuinely don't know which movie was funnier. When Alber Einstein popped up from behind that car I legit almost shat myself.

Note: you do not have to actually have attended the double feature in order to wear this shirt. You just have to have survived the weekend.

  • 100% cotton (fiber content may vary for different colors)
  • Medium fabric w/ a classic fit & easy tear-away label
  • Available in XS-5XL -- runs true to size! See below

 

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Width, in17.9920.0021.9723.9825.9827.9930.0431.97
Length, in28.0029.0030.0031.0032.0033.0034.0035.00
Sleeve length, in7.247.768.238.749.259.7610.2410.75

 

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