Hello, and welcome to the Severed Floor. Every time you find yourself here, it’s because you chose to come back. Your Innie has earned this keychain in a friendly workplace competition, and requests that your Outie keep it safe until reintegration is complete.

Each teal acrylic keychain is made by me from start to finish and measures approximately 2.25 inches long. The backside is engraved with this quote: “The work is mysterious and important.” As with any hand-painted product, minor imperfections are to be expected.